The Standard: Jack Harlow’s Halftime Monstrosity
bpacetti2023-11-30T22:40:02-06:00By Tommy Scott ‘24
During the Thanksgiving matchup between the Green Bay Packers and the Detroit Lions, Jack Harlow arguably gave the worst halftime performance ever. His performance looks even worse than it already did when seen next to Dolly Parton’s.
Junior Pat Hermanson said, “Jack Harlow should’ve been more like Dolly.”
The performance lasted six minutes, and nearly all who saw it said it was underwhelming. To put how underwhelming the performance was into perspective, the stage didn’t take up half the field in length. It seemed they laid a tarp on the field, gave Harlow the microphone, and told him to play. […]